I was jogging down Sahara (Near Valley View) When I noticed that I no longer had the faith of our good Lord and Savior. I went home and immediately checked to see if I had somehow forgotten to bring my faith with me, but I was right: My faith was gone.
If anyone has seen my faith, please contact me immediately.
I would like to have my faith back by Sunday, as I regularly attend church. Although I guess it would save me the $200 I usually give on Sundays. . . . . .
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