RE: To the person who stole the toilet paper (Ocean Beach) (Farty)

Good one! I voted best of

Fart/poop posters of RnR unite! 

 

 

 

Lost Dog Toy @ Fiesta Island (sad dogs @ home)

 i took my dogs for a beach day and their favorite toy drifted to far away for them to swim.
i know this is a long shot but i you find it please respond via email.
thx, the dogs

Save Me (port of SD )

I was cruised over about 4x's today before Dude pick me up...... Dude ran over me too!!!! If you are looking for me....... contact Dude, ASAP!!!

STOLEN! Reward offered!

Sometime in the last few weeks a piece of my patio furniture was stolen right out of my front yard in Shannon Park, off of Trainor Gate Road and Steese. It is a chaise lounge chair, brown cloth, dark brown frame. Whoever the thief was only took one of the pair. I imagine it's because they don't fold up and are hard to just carry off. They wouldn't fit into a car, so they either had to toss it in a pickup or walk down the street with it...be pretty hard to miss someone carrying it around, but if you have seen it or know who took it, please call me at 452-1299. It's not a super-expensive chair, but it is part of a set and it was a gift, so the sentimental value is there. Besides, it's been discontinued so it can't be replaced. Please leave a message if I'm not here. Thanks. 


 

st Jude Tadeus

 thanks for all the favors.

futon - broken frame but i still sit on it sometimes (NE Albuquerque)

 I was hanging a poster and using the futon as a stool when the frame busted.

Help Me

  Hi my name is Sage, Im trying to find a job but awhile ago I died my hair bright fire engine red. And now I desperetly need a job and don't have the money for food let alone hair dye, to died it back to a natural, presentable, profesional color. If anyone can give me like black, or brown, or dark red hair dye it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you,
Sage

Dreammy24yearold wants to go to Phillly (Denver to PHilllllllyor SomewhereEastCoa)

I'm tryin to get back to Phillly or somewhere near.
I wanna leave anytime in the next weeek. I don't drive,, but I could offer some gas money. awesome sweet energy...I'm 24 very open about life , i'd like to meet someone in a fun mindset... I like dreamy music. Floating. Dancing.. Blowin in the wind. . My favorite band's Crystal Castles and other trancelike dance like stuff with dreamy feelings. It would be so cooool to meet someone cool.. :::)))) screamin out the windows!! or chillin lookin at the stars

Free nuterd male ragdoll simes cat (kenai)

im a lg(10pounds) nuterd male i have long hair im 9 yrs old been with my family for 9 yrs now they are moving out of state and cant take me i have raised a little girl for 8 yrs so i love kids and lots of love i like to sleep and lunge all day like garfild so please take me home today ill never make it at the pound.

Found broken phone (Dovercourt by dundas police station)

I found a phone on the sidewalk a couple weekends ago, just getting around to posting it now because the phone didn't work anyway. The phone was pretty trashed, looks like it had been dragged across the concrete. It was on dovercourt between college and dundas. The phone will power on and the screen turns white but nothing can be seen on it. If you lost your phone (and want it back for the SIM card or whatever) shoot me an email, with the kind of phone it was and what time the alarm goes off on the phone (despite not being able the read the screen the alarm on the phone still goes off daily).

LOST COW!!!

I've lost my cow. Please see picture.

Carlo Rossi (empty gallon jugs) (Sheridan Wyoming)

I have approx 20 empty 1 gallon wine jugs....good for your homemade wines...moonshine etc.....

decent washing laundry appliance for Free of cost if you can take it absent

appliance|unit just in case mine died, but i cant afford to retailer it any

mcdonalds monopoly

hey i hav 10 lil monopoly pieces i dont play it just stuffed my face with food lol..so dont need them but i feel quilty trowing them out for some reason


if u need them email me and stop by and pick them up

Lost brand new 8' blue ladder on CHSR on 10-23-10 (Fairbanks/North Pole)

I was driving and had a brand new ladder that I bought from home depot fly out of the back of my truck and I didnt realize it till I was at around 10 mile. If someone finds it I would really appreciate it greatly if they would call me at 978-9278 and return it. Thank you very much

Lost my faith in Jesus (My Heart)

I was jogging down Sahara (Near Valley View) When I noticed that I no longer had the faith of our good Lord and Savior. I went home and immediately checked to see if I had somehow forgotten to bring my faith with me, but I was right: My faith was gone.


If anyone has seen my faith, please contact me immediately.

I would like to have my faith back by Sunday, as I regularly attend church. Although I guess it would save me the $200 I usually give on Sundays. . . . . .

BAD DAY AT WORK SO FAR? NEED SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH? (CHICAGO)

Watch below then! Hopefully it does the trick! And don't worry, it's safe for work!

COUCHES COUCHES COUCHES!!!!!!!! (CHARLESTON)

I AM VERY NEED OF CHEAP COUCHES!!!!!!!! PLEASE EMAIL IT WOULD GREATLY BE APPRECIATED

lost Camping equipment, reward (oakland piedmont / montclair)

Lost on Harrison Street in Oakland Ca, probably found in traffic.

Marmot Backpacking tent

Rei sleeping pad

thermarest sleeping pad

good reward

please call

All of my clothes were stolen (oakland west)

I was robbed the night before last, they took my full bag of laundry containing 90% American Apparel shirts, socks, underwear. They caught the guys later but they dumped the clothes somewhere in west Oakland, downtown or near the lake. If you happen to find a pile of AA clothes somewhere they're probably mine. They drove off heading south on West st near 33rd.

Thanks

WANTED... (San Jose &/or Scotts Valley)

…my god damn SAAB emblem back. Someone stole it off my car, and, as you can clearly see, the dirt is a poor substitute. I first discovered it missing about a week ago, but it wasn’t until this morning when I saw another Saab, same make and model, with his emblem, that I realized what I was missing...

It was a bad commute day; the traffic was heavy for a Wednesday. I arrived at work ten minutes late and all the closest parking was taken. I turned around and parked as close as I could; turned off the engine, gathered my things together, and got out of my car. It was only then that I realized a car was upon me. I turned just in time to see a black primer colored Saab drive past. As he continued down the block, I realized I could still see that his car clearly read: SAAB in the left corner of his hatchback. I walked to the end of my car and looked down. I could vaguely see the outline of the lettering; but only thanks to my daily drive on a dirt road, my refusal to wash something that was just going to get dirty again in less than 12 hours, and the fact that the rainy season was still weeks away.

I walked into work realizing that my Saab was label-less. Even though I knew the emblem was gone last week, it was today that I realized how miserable my car must be feeling. Someone violated and stole from him when no one was around to protect him, and he didn’t have the means to protect himself. Now with his name gone, how is Saab supposed to know who he is? He’s lost, confused; his name a vague outline only slightly clearer than the average jail tattoo after a few years. My poor little Saab, how could someone do this to you for a means to their own end? Now I’m angry that someone took his badge of honor; the badge that he proudly sported, the badge that proclaimed he was a Saab, a descendant of the gods – assuming the gods of cars are jets, as they dwell in the heavens and occasionally touch down on Earth.

So I’m asking, if someone has met this beautiful and rare green Saab, in and around San Jose or Scotts Valley and violated him whilst I was away, know this: I JUST WANT MY GOD DAMN SAAB EMBLEM BACK!!!

Still Missing Black Apple Laptop (san jose south)

On October 8Th or 14Th, I accidentally dropped my Black Apple lap top in my recycle bin. I was throwing out the recycle trash on my way to work, I had my lap top in my hand, and by accident I dropped it in with the other recyclables. It is an old lap top, but I have all of my work files on it, and I am in big trouble with my job. I am willing to pay a reward for the return of it.
The lap top is over 10 years old, so it shouldn't be of much value to anyone. It may was picked up on October 15th 2010
Please call if you know anything about its location

BIG BOX FULL OF ROMANCE AND MYSTERY NOVELS/BOOKS (san jose downtown)

im moving out of my apartment and i have a big box full of books that i no longer want, first come first serve!!

please take all!!!

the box is quite big so you will need a car, not a big car but just a regular one. i will also help you carry the box outside to your car.

please reply so i can give you directions and the best time to get them

i can not provide you a list of the titles of the books because i am too lazy to do it, its at least over 30 books. its a DEAL because it is free!

New Born Sugar Glider

I had a sugar glider about 2 years ago and I bought her from a family who had about 5 kids and never gave her love and were not the right people to have a sugar glider, so cocoa was very mean and bite all the time.
So i want a sugar glider I can raise from when its a baby tell full grown.

:)

Materials For Mobile Home (904 Area)

I Am In Need For Straps And Tie Downs!
I Am Trying To Put Together A Double Wide N I And Shy On Money And I Just Need Help!
Also I Need Someone To Put It Together For CHEAP! I Have Most of The Materials!
Email Me ASAP!

LOST Fedora Hat REWARD!!! (PARTY PALACE!!!)

It's a brown flannel fedora with a bottle opener on the side with O.R engraved on it, my mom bought me for Christmas last year from Wooly Rhino. I was playing with my 2 year old and set it down this was between 1pm and 2pm 10/15. I called Party palace 20 mins after I had left they said they had it but when I went to go get it they told me someone else has "claimed" it. PLEASE if you have my hat message me. It means alot to me and there's a $40 reward in it for you.

You can reach me at 907-479-0169

Thank you

Dustin

free toilet, needs tlc

Could be fixed up. A little dirty, and it leaked and overflowed last time it was used. My son stuffed a action figure down it, so if anyone picks this up and fixes it, can you drop the action figure back off at my house? My son would really appreciate it. Thanks

FREE toilet

 FREE TOILET


FREE toilet it works becase it was taco night NO POOP IN TOILET!!!

2 Yves veggie burgers (UVic)

Hey there,

I know it's a little ridiculous to try to give away two veggie burgers, but I'm a student and I know what it's like to be broke, so I thought there might be someone willing to take these. Plus, I hate the idea of throwing them out.

I bought a package of 4 "Yves veggie cuisine: the good veggie burger," and after eating two of them, decided that they're just not my style. They're soy-based, and I like lentil-based veggie burgers better. If you like Yves veggie burgers, let me know, and I'll meet up with you at UVic sometime and hand 'em over. They're still in their original, unopened packaging.

Best before date: October 29, 2010.

"storage" bottles of water (kuna)

We're moving and aren't taking these with us. They will just go into the trash if no one picks them up today. You may want to refresh them.

Call or text. 398 0098

LOST ROOSTER!!! (GILMORE TRL FAIRBANKS AK)

"Copper"

SMALL YELLOW and GOLD Bantam Rooster. Just barely 2 lbs if that. He is very loud and skittish.

He went missing yesterday (10/6/10) evening when i went out to feed the chickens. I live out in the Steal creek/ Gilmore Trl area.

If you see him or know of his whereablouts please email me or call or txt

907-378-5664

I know it is weird to put so much effort into finding a little chicken. But he is part of my flock and i love him just like anyone would love a dog or cat.
So please if you see him call me

Thanks everyone.

(Also the picture below is not of him its from the internet but it looks EXACTLY like him. All the pics i have of him are on my phone/camera and i cant upload them now so this will have to do. Thanks Again)

FREE King Size Mattress (West Juneau)

Free king sized mattress. Looks to be in decent shape. Please take it. Call 957-6636 to arrange pickup.

Snake Food (Hurricane, Utah)

This is no joke. We started raising rats to feed our pet snakes. Holy cow, are they ever prolific! We can now feed the Amazon. If you need food for your snakes, we are the place. Take them by the dozen. Fresh frozen!

Lost Ink Pen Black White cap top (MB) (Huntsvile)

Lost at The Fair, Call For Good Reward if returned Thanks 256 6552915

Walking Sticks (North Fork of Rock Creek)

We found two unique around the world walking sticks. We are true believers in creating memorie and would love to return them to their rightful owners.
They were leaning against the outhouse at a parking area outside of Redlodge

lost cell in Costco on 10/10 (NE Pdx Costco)

I checked the store's lost and found today and they say they don't have it. I think I set it on a shelf in the baking asile as I was looking at something. Thats the last time I recall having it in my hands. It is small black, cheap and replacable, but the numbers/contacts are not. I am not a facebook or email person. My cell phone is how I stay in touch with my family/friends/contacts. I really need my phone back. I am also unemployed so if potential employers are trying to contact me for jobs I am outta luck.

iphone lost (hillsboro)

I was riding my motorcycle and it fell out of my pocket. It has happened before and survived and when came around to get it, it was gone.
If you picked up my iphone 3gs 32Gb Black... I would appreciate it back.
It has the lock feature set and if you could be so kind as to not attempt to guess the password more than 10 times, I will be able to retrieve my contacts from it.
(for those that do not know, the iphone has a feature that erases the phone upon the 10th failed attempt and it is rendered useless... even to a USB forced update)

I am an older student in the computer field and as I am currently unemployed, I have time to fix your computer system for free if you return the phone.
I was the one legged guy with the vikings jacket riding a yamaha from the hospital (where I was at all night do to pain management) to the courthouse this morning. I went over to baseline/main from 7th on a short detour.

I do believe there are good people out there and as the phone is locked, you would not be able to find my name on it unless you have my password. You would have noticed the alarm that was going off when you picked it up that sounded like a raid alarm... yes, that was me attempting to access it from my computer.

I will wait for you to return it as I know everyone has things in their life that are important and a simple phone is not that big of a deal to most... to me, it is the last gift I will receive from my family and even if it is cracked, I would like it back.

Thank you for coming here and looking. I appreciate the concern and know that you are already blessed... let me help you as appreciation for doing the right thing.

Ed, the one legged motorcycle rider with loose pockets.

Lost sugar glider (28th and pine se)

 One of my sugar glider flying squirrels is missing. He's extremely tiny and may have climbed out my window. He's been missing for a little over 24 hours and would have returned to his cage by now to eat. I'm really bummed and worried. Im not feeling optimistic on finding him
They are super tiny, the size of your hand, soft, and quick, but approachable. He probably wouldn't last long outside due to predators and the cold, but if anyone happens to spot him PLEASE contact me.
They don't do well alone and I'm sad and worried
--
Posted from my iPhone using CraigsPro

firewood (hamilton acres)

I have 5 cotton wood trees that we cut down about 40 foot tall each of them. if you haul them away you can have them. email me with your phone number.

Paint Sticks (Fairbanks)

I have two that worked great when I painted last. They can probably be made to work again with repair kits.

Metal Coffee Cans

I am in need of 12 to 15 Metal Coffee Cans.

They will be used for Christmas gifts, so please NO RUSTED cans.
All the same size preferred.
Color does not matter, they will be covered.
I promise they are going to good homes :)

Thanks so much

Melonie

Firewood wanted for trade

Have two, brown leather loveseats (2 years old with minimal use). Will trade for firewood. Please email with offer.

looking for monopoly from mcdonalds

Hi I am looking for monopoly pieces if anybody does not want their peices if i win i will split the money with u :) thank you if you would like to give me some my number is (864)491-0657

Thank you
Jodie

Lost girlfriend

She is about 5'7" and has medium lenght brown hair, she has curvy hips and thee most beautiful hazel eyes, I used to think that I would stare into them forever. She has been missing for the last 2 months, but she claims more. She has gone away to be with another man, but I hope to change her mind. We spent the last 9 years together and I thought it would be forever. I know we had something really good, it was not something that should just be thrown away like a piece of trash. Most importantly I know I lover and wish she would come back to me. She goes by the name Amy, so if you see her please tell her I miss her.

Cats -Stop dropping them off!

Please quit dropping off cats at my property! I have too many already.

Pumpkin stolen :(

We had a HUGE pumpkin (150 lbs) stolen from our front porch last night. Who steals pumpkins??!??! Losers! If anyone has a shady neighbor that now has a huge pumpkin on their porch let me know!!! Thanks!

Lost laptop **Reward**

Black HP laptop in black case. Flew off the roof of my car somewhere between Wedgewood Resort and McGrath Road. Believe it hit the ground a half mile down McGrath. Please respond if you know anything. ** Reward **

Alien Rabbit

Smokes, Drinks blabs on the phone a lot and is lazy If found please keep it.

Socks Please

Hi,

I need SOCKS for a craft project with my children.

All colors, textures, patterns and fabrics needed.
All sizes are good, even baby socks.

If you have some socks that you would like to donate,please email
or call Tammy 378-6012

Please, no stinky, dirty or worn-through-to-nothing-left socks :)