I was hanging a poster and using the futon as a stool when the frame busted.
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Friday, October 29, 2010
Help Me
Hi my name is Sage, Im trying to find a job but awhile ago I died my hair bright fire engine red. And now I desperetly need a job and don't have the money for food let alone hair dye, to died it back to a natural, presentable, profesional color. If anyone can give me like black, or brown, or dark red hair dye it would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you,
Sage
Thank you,
Sage

Dreammy24yearold wants to go to Phillly (Denver to PHilllllllyor SomewhereEastCoa)
I'm tryin to get back to Phillly or somewhere near.
I wanna leave anytime in the next weeek. I don't drive,, but I could offer some gas money. awesome sweet energy...I'm 24 very open about life , i'd like to meet someone in a fun mindset... I like dreamy music. Floating. Dancing.. Blowin in the wind. . My favorite band's Crystal Castles and other trancelike dance like stuff with dreamy feelings. It would be so cooool to meet someone cool.. :::)))) screamin out the windows!! or chillin lookin at the stars
I wanna leave anytime in the next weeek. I don't drive,, but I could offer some gas money. awesome sweet energy...I'm 24 very open about life , i'd like to meet someone in a fun mindset... I like dreamy music. Floating. Dancing.. Blowin in the wind. . My favorite band's Crystal Castles and other trancelike dance like stuff with dreamy feelings. It would be so cooool to meet someone cool.. :::)))) screamin out the windows!! or chillin lookin at the stars
Free nuterd male ragdoll simes cat (kenai)
im a lg(10pounds) nuterd male i have long hair im 9 yrs old been with my family for 9 yrs now they are moving out of state and cant take me i have raised a little girl for 8 yrs so i love kids and lots of love i like to sleep and lunge all day like garfild so please take me home today ill never make it at the pound.
Found broken phone (Dovercourt by dundas police station)
I found a phone on the sidewalk a couple weekends ago, just getting around to posting it now because the phone didn't work anyway. The phone was pretty trashed, looks like it had been dragged across the concrete. It was on dovercourt between college and dundas. The phone will power on and the screen turns white but nothing can be seen on it. If you lost your phone (and want it back for the SIM card or whatever) shoot me an email, with the kind of phone it was and what time the alarm goes off on the phone (despite not being able the read the screen the alarm on the phone still goes off daily).
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
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